Total Medals Earned: 75 (From 14 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,675 Points
Medals Earned: 6/7 (330/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 15/15 (500/500 points)
Managed to spot a puppy
Managed to fail in all different causes in a single play
Got electric shock
Falling down and failed
Crushed and flattened by a box
Crushed and flattened by an iron ball
Managed to get halfway through the game
Shot with a laser beam from a robot's eyes
Managed to defeat a robot
Managed to defeat two robots
Managed to finish the game in less than 4 minutes
Finish the game once
Managed to finish the game using not more than 120 taps / mouse clicks
Managed to finish the game without a single fail
Managed to spot all 10 puppies throughout the game in one play
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/480 points)
Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
[Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)
Medals Earned: 29/33 (210/380 points)
from the Audio Portal
from Alien Hominid
from BEEBO
from the Brackenwood series
from Blockhead
from Cat Face
from Nameless
from NWAR
from Eddsworld
from Miss Dynamite
from the Greasy Moose series
from the Neurotically Yours series
from the Madness series
from the No Evil series
from Jerry
from Girlchan in Paradise
from Kerrigan and the Frog, etc.
from LARRY
from Leo & Satan
from Pico's School
from Salad Fingers
from Newgrounds
from Time Fcuk
from XOMBIE
from ZTV News
Link to a figurine's original submission!
Read the story!
Look at the figurines!
Watch the movie!
Try out a mini-games' alternate keys!
Control the hands in the mini-game select screen!
Find all the mini-games' Easter eggs!
Beat every mini-game!
Medals Earned: 3/11 (80/395 points)
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
You monster.
What you should have done is really obvious.
You found a stalker!
Good luck with your new career.
And you should be damn proud.
...
I hope you chose the money.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
